Able to stop for red lights!
Able to pass on the left!
Able to mass up faster than a sig alert!
No faster than the speed limit
More weenieness, the Emporior Willie!
Has a better grip than Cpt. Richard Holder!
San Francisco's
own Critical Mass, Dildo Man !
The ledgenary Super Hero Dildo Man, a pillar of safety and enjoyment, has come to The San Francisco Critical Mass to bring peace and happiness to the streets of San Francisco during this Friday's rush hour.
In the past Dildo Man has been riding public bikes (not to be mistaken with pubic bikes, which are hairier to ride) to promote friendliness and general good fellings during Critical Mass.
Now Dildo Man, along with his buttler and friends, have built the all new Dildo Moblie to demostrate people powered transport can be safe AND enjoyable for all who are riding.
Being somewhat a critical mass himself, Dildo Man feels it was time make the streets safe for large numbers of people powered transport.
In closing Dildo Man says, "There will be lots of people stuffed into a very small space, please don't push too hard, it can cause Road Rage and Rug Burn."
Dildo Man obeys all laws, both traffic laws and the laws of nature.
Dildo Man is not a leader, but Dildo Man is always a close second.
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